okay so this may be ambitious but i wanna write a sort of... choose ur own adventure shippy fluff fic? for Di and I's meow au??

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blaaah i'll finish this later??

until they have a ship name I'm calling Candela/Blanche/Spark this.

All take being a team leader seriously (bc you don't get that sort of position by goofing off/not caring) but some are... more eccentric than others??

Like I can see Spark going [walks in casually but visibly excited]"Guys, guys-- you know what would make walking around catching pokemon even better?" [taps his feet in a way that has clearly been rehersed, causing the heely wheels to pop out] :D??
[silence]
Candela: "Those look ridiculous."
Blanche: "Well, they are practical."
Candela: "Don't encourage him!"

Candela is basically a female dudebro. Her original uniform consisted of a sports bra and a muscle shirt so cut that you could see her abs. When Blanche protested that it looked unprofessional Candela got the huge jacket with a puffy collar as a joke. Unfortunately Blanche and Spark both loved it, and now it's part of her uniform.

Spark is the one that needs little to no peer pressure to do something.
[blockquote] Achoo ‏@strobinglight [twitter] Jul 24
spark: lmao you dare me to lick dirt?
candela and blanche: no
spark: -laughs- you're crazy i can't believe you guys are making me do this[/blockquote]

Blanche is very (but low key) competitive and the one most likely to spoof. It starts as trying to fix the tracker, then making an even better tracker on accident and would, in theory, spiral from there. It's not about being number one, it's about being their personal best. Ironically their team has the most members, so they can afford to not be in your face about it.

Spark just wants to make friends and have fun. (But if you mess with his team/people on his team you may as well be messing with him.)

Preferred method of stop farming/pokemon catching:
Candela: walking or running almost 100% of the time. Never skips leg day bc leg day is EVERY DAY.
Blanche: drives a car. Those shoes are not meant for walking, and they will only get out of their car for nice paved paths on nice days.
Spark: Pipedream is a cool motorcycle to get places and then walking through forests and remote areas. Reality is a sports bike and heelys. Gotta hatch and catch em all!!

public for diana
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Posting this for my own reference but everyone else should go read this lovely fill too.

The Last Unicorn/Ace Attorney - The Last Gavinner

Simon is 19 the first time he shaves his legs.
(Really shaves them, not like when he stole his sister's razor at 13 and cut himself so much he stopped before he even finished one leg. He knows what he's doing now.)
Bobby manages to surprise Simon (how does this fool seem to do this so often?) by going all day not noticing this. And then, curled up in bed, suddenly Bobby's leg grazes his and it feels weird, leg hair on smooth skin, and Bobby just GETS SO EXCITED? He isn't sure at first Simon actually has shaved, so he (without thinking/caring) moves a hand down and rubs it over his leg and before Simon can even get properly flustered Bobby is now moving blankets back to check his legs out bc wow!! ur so smooth haha!!
(It's not even sexual, and somehow that's worse?)
(and Simon never shaved again.)

Warning, gifs below!
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Less ramble more chat logs. Improper grammar, abbreviations, and typos to follow.
*✧ Cat Guru Kelly ✧*; me
Ivette~; Ivette
(Simple, yes?)

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Notes;
* That's what I call Akio's car. Because that's what it is.

Not fixing formatting because EH.
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Jess: OMFG
Jess: ITS FUNNY HOW MY EX BOYFRIEND AND I ARE TALKING
Jess: AND HES WAITING EXACTLY 18 MINUTES BETWEEN EACH RESPONSE
Me: haha omfg, wow...
Jess: its halrious hes such a sweet heart
Jess: i feel like if i google how to talk to an ex gf its going to come up with wait 18 minutes to not see so excited
Me: omfg it probably will
Jess: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I SAW HIM TYPING AFTER I RESPONDED
Jess: THEN HE DELETED IT
Jess: AND WAITED 18 MINUTES
Me: oh god i'm sorry all i can think is that if souda were in middle school and he was talking to sonia (like on fb or whatever middle schoolers use now. myspace maybe idk) he would do that so he doesn't come off as too eager to talk to her because he is SO EXCITED HE IS TALKING TO SONIA but he's trying to play it cool
Me: (sorry everything is ot3 to me)
Jess: ajflwjaiejalkjfijwe
Jess: YES
Me: he literally googled what to do and is following it to a t
Jess: jfalwjeiaj
Jess: no time for screw ups
Me: if he makes one mistake he could lose everything to that one weird goth kid
Jess: hjkljiljafilawje
Me: tanaka on the other hand doesn't even have a fb, sonia eventually gets him to make one and he's constantly just not noticing messages or getting up and wandering off to hang out with animals
Jess: jhgjrdhfjhghg
Me: (i uh actually have random fb headcanons about these three GOD I AM TRASH but anyway sonia's fb is set to private and souda only knows she has one because of gundam, that dude is both a blessing and a curse.)
Me: (he pretends he wants to be gundam's friend and sonia thinks him having more friends is a good idea, and souda finds sonia's fb through gundam. jackpot.)
Me: (when he sees sonia and gundam both online for hours at a time he worries they're having LONG CONVERSATIONS WHERE THEY FLIRT AND FALL IN LOVE but really she sent him a message like three hours ago and he either only just noticed and sent a short answer/took half an hour more to reply or he's afk and hasn't even seen he has a message yet)
Me: (souda is SO SURE they have hour long conversations tho when they just... don't. gundam is not good at fb.)
Me: (okay i'll stop now and sit in the trash corner)
Jess: NO DONT STOP NEVER STOP OMG THEY ARE SO ADORABLE ALJFIEAJRALIJ
Me: o-oh okAY THEN SO SOUDA GETS RLY JEALOUS AND ENDS UP STALKING GUNDAM'S PAGE AS MUCH AS HE STALKS SONIA LOOKING FOR SIGNS OF THEM INTERACTING... LIKE PROFILE COMMENTS, ONE TAGGING THE OTHER, ETC. ANY CLUE THAT THEY ARE NOW MADLY IN LOVE AND HE HAS LOST HIS CHANCE
Me: THERE IS NEVER ANYTHING. GUNDAM'S ONLY DISPLAY PICS ARE OF ANIMALS LIKE THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY PICS OF HIS FACE THERE IS NOTHING TO EVER TAG HIM IN
Me: sonia does those random friendship/relationship meme things (she has enough friends for them to work lmao) and every time gundam is like TRUE LOVE or something he is SO SILENTLY UPSET but says nothing and just logs off to go mope and listen to dumb music or something because IT IS A SIGN THIS IS AWFUL when really sonia just thinks they're funny and thinks nothing of them
Me: when souda is like BEST BOYFRIEND or whatever he has a MOMENT where he just PINES FOR IT TO BE TRUE and likes the picture and then goes GOD NO I CAN'T DO THAT and unlikes it and is all HAHA WHOOPS DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE THIS... LOL THO or something and then sighs deeply. close call, he almost screwed up his perfect plan.
Me: sonia thinks it's weird since it happens like every time but whatever
Jess: kdaljflawejwlakmdfsimelrja
Jess: I cant omfg
Jess: but i need to sleep
Me: one day sonia shows gundam ":3" which he finds to be the absolute most adorable thing ever. it takes him like a week to start using it because he is a little dork like that (he is so easily flustered okay) but once he does he like never stops and when sonia posts a happy status he doesn't even bother liking it anymore (his most common action on fb aside from posting animal pics) he just comments :3 and nothing else
Me: (souda, of course, reads too much into this and just FREAKS OUT)
Me: and aww fine, go to bed ;n;
Jess: kfl;awijelawijasljkleijwa
Jess: that is beautiful
Jess: you can keep typing but bed tiem for meeeeee
Jess: nighhtt
Me: lmao i may haha goodniiight!!